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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. The campaign will still exist when I return with marginally better instincts. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. Many thanks for your patience.
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