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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Many thanks for your patience.
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