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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. I will review this once I have returned. If the matter truly cannot wait, text the approved urgent contact number. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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