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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Thank you for your consideration.
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