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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. I will return to this message after my absence ends. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Thank you for your consideration.
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