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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. I plan to follow up when I am back online. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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