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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. I plan to follow up when I am back online. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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