One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
I am away for vacation and aggressively protecting my lack of Wi-Fi while reality reorganizes my desk into folklore. Routine questions, follow-ups, and ordinary urgency can survive a short delay. I will respond when the hallway stops echoing with actionable nonsense. If action is needed right now, please use the normal backup contact instead of this haunting. The pigeons have already reviewed the fallback plan.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
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