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I am away for burnout leave while I rebuild my last functioning nerve while reality reorganizes my desk into folklore. Stakeholders, approvals, and deck revisions can continue orbiting without my live narration. I will respond when the hallway stops echoing with actionable nonsense. If this truly cannot wait, please locate the least alarmed stakeholder in the room. The pigeons have already reviewed the fallback plan.
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