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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. I will review this once I have returned. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Thanks for your flexibility.
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