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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am temporarily unavailable while the household schedule is run by naps. Art direction will survive a short pause without becoming a hostage situation. I will get back to you once I return and can review this properly. For urgent approvals, use the designated producer or account contact. Thanks for your flexibility.
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