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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. For immediate help, use the team alias or on-call engineer. Thank you for understanding.
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