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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. I will get back to you once I return and can review this properly. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. Thanks for your flexibility.
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