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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am spending leave days nowhere near a laptop charger. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. I will get back to you once I return and can review this properly. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Thanks for your flexibility.
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