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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am out of office for reasons that are boring but fully valid. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. Responses will resume after my return. For immediate help, use the team alias or on-call engineer. I appreciate your patience.
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