Professionally ignore people with style.

I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.