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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.
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