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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am away from my desk while the conference ecosystem attempts to inspire me. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. I appreciate your patience while responses are delayed. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. I appreciate your patience.
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