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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am at an event where every hallway conversation became a calendar liability. Please allow the draft to age before demanding a miracle pass. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. For urgent approvals, use the designated producer or account contact. Thank you for understanding.
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