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Congratulations, you reached me at the exact wrong moment. I am temporarily unavailable while the household schedule is run by naps. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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