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Congratulations, you reached me at the exact wrong moment. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. For anything urgent, contact the duty manager or supervisor on shift. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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