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Congratulations, you reached me at the exact wrong moment. I am out to address burnout before sarcasm becomes a medical event. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. Urgent matters should go to the project lead with the least visible eye twitch. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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