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Congratulations, you reached me at the exact wrong moment. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Creative panic is not automatically productive just because it is loud. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. Urgent matters should go to the project lead with the least visible eye twitch. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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