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Congratulations, you reached me at the exact wrong moment. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Event logistics, service hiccups, and inventory nerves can be triaged locally first. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. For anything urgent, contact the duty manager or supervisor on shift. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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