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Congratulations, you reached me at the exact wrong moment. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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