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Congratulations, you reached me at the exact wrong moment. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. If this is urgent, please send one concise follow-up instead of five escalating poems. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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