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Congratulations, you reached me at the exact wrong moment. I am away recalibrating before my final coping mechanism becomes interpretive silence. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. If this is urgent, please send one concise follow-up instead of five escalating poems. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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