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Congratulations, you reached me at the exact wrong moment. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. For anything urgent, contact the duty manager or supervisor on shift. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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