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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am unavailable for a short stretch and have made peace with that. The matrix will continue to matrix while I am gone. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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