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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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