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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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