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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. If this relates to approvals, deck revisions, or stakeholder choreography, it will wait. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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