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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am resting and letting every notification fight for second place. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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