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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am out of office for reasons that are boring but fully valid. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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