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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am out of office for reasons that are boring but fully valid. Cross-functional anxiety should be routed through someone with more availability. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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