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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. Please assume all non-emergency alignment can survive my absence. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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