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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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