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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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