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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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