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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am away speaking, listening, or pretending to enjoy panel discussions. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. If the matter truly cannot wait, text the approved urgent contact number. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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