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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. If the matter truly cannot wait, text the approved urgent contact number. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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