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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am away reclaiming the last scraps of my executive function. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a way that could survive screenshots. I promise a response later, assuming the vibes improve. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.

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