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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. Art direction will survive a short pause without becoming a hostage situation. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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