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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. Creative panic is not automatically productive just because it is loud. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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