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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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