Passive Aggressive messages

I’m not available right now and will respond when I return. Your patience is noted.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond when I return. Your patience is noted.

I’m away for a bit and will get back to you shortly. Your patience is noted.

I am away from my desk and will respond when I return. Your patience is noted.

I am out of office and will reply as soon as I’m back. Your patience is noted.

I’ve taken a break from email and will get to this later. Your patience is noted.

I’m away for a bit and will reply when I’m available again. Your patience is noted.

I’m currently out of the office and will reply when I’m available again. Your patience is noted.

I am out of office and will respond when appropriate. Your patience is noted.

I am out of office and will get to this later. Your patience is noted.

I am temporarily unavailable and will reply as soon as I’m back. Your patience is noted.

Your email has been received and deprioritized.

I’ve seen your email. That’s as far as I’ve gotten.

Your email has been filed under ‘not today’.

I’ve received your email and will respond in a timeline that suits me.

Your email has entered a queue called ‘later’.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and into a better version of myself.

Your email has been received and carefully ignored until further notice.

Thanks for your email. I’ve seen it, I’ve thought about it, and I’ll deal with it later.

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