Batshit messages

I am out of office and will circle back soon. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m not available right now and will reply when I’m available again. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond in due course. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently offline and will reply as soon as I’m back. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am away from my desk and will respond in due course. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve taken a break from email and will reply when I’m available again. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently offline and will respond when I return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently out of the office and will circle back soon. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m away for a bit and will get to this later. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently unreachable and will respond when possible. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when I return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond in due course. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m away for a bit and will respond in due course. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m away for a bit and will reply when I’m available again. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am away from my desk and will follow up upon my return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve stepped away from email and will follow up upon my return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve stepped away from email and will reply when I’m available again. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when appropriate. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am out of office and will get back to you shortly. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am temporarily unavailable and will circle back soon. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m away for a bit and will reply as soon as I’m back. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when possible. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I have left the chat. Permanently? TBD.

I have gone off-grid emotionally and professionally.