Batshit messages

I’m currently unreachable and will follow up upon my return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am out of office and will respond when appropriate. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m not available right now and will reply as soon as I’m back. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am temporarily unavailable and will get to this later. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently out of the office and will get back to you shortly. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m away for a bit and will get back to you shortly. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am away from my desk and will respond when appropriate. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve taken a break from email and will get back to you shortly. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently unreachable and will respond in due course. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am temporarily unavailable and will reply when I’m available again. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m away for a bit and will respond when I return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am temporarily unavailable and will follow up upon my return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when I return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve taken a break from email and will get to this later. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am temporarily unavailable and will get back to you shortly. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve taken a break from email and will reply as soon as I’m back. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when possible. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am out of office and will get to this later. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when possible. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when I return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond in due course. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve taken a break from email and will follow up upon my return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently unreachable and will reply when I’m available again. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m away for a bit and will follow up upon my return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.