Batshit messages

I’m away from email and will get back to you soon. I have dissolved into pure absence.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply eventually. I am no longer bound by email.

I’ve left the office and will respond when I return. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply when possible. I have gone feral and will return later.

I’m currently away from my desk and will get back to you soon. I am existing outside normal communication channels.

I’m away from email and will reconnect when I return. This message has been eaten by time.

I am currently not available and will respond when I can. I have dissolved into pure absence.

I’m currently elsewhere and will follow up later. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I am out of office at the moment and will get back to you soon. Reality has been paused.

I’ve left the office and will get back to you soon. This message has been eaten by time.

I’ve left the office and will follow up later. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I’ve taken time away from email and will follow up later. This message has been eaten by time.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up later. I have gone feral and will return later.

I’ve taken time away from email and will follow up shortly. I have gone feral and will return later.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond in due time. I have dissolved into pure absence.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. I have dissolved into pure absence.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond when I return. I am no longer bound by email.

I’m offline for a while and will respond when I can. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reply when possible. I am no longer bound by email.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will reply once I’m back. This email has been sacrificed to the inbox gods.

I’m currently out of the office and will follow up upon my return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m not available right now and will respond when possible. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently unreachable and will circle back soon. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m not available right now and will follow up upon my return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.