Batshit messages

I’ve left the office and will reconnect when I return. All messages are currently being judged silently.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reconnect when I return. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. This message has been eaten by time.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond in due time. I am no longer bound by email.

I am currently not available and will reply when possible. This message has been eaten by time.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply when possible. I am no longer bound by email.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond when I can. This message has been eaten by time.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up shortly. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I’m offline for a while and will reconnect when I return. This email has been sacrificed to the inbox gods.

I am currently not available and will respond when I can. I am no longer bound by email.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply eventually. I am existing outside normal communication channels.

I’ve left the office and will respond when I can. This email has been sacrificed to the inbox gods.

I’ve taken time away from email and will follow up later. All messages are currently being judged silently.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will reply when possible. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond when I return. This message has been eaten by time.

I am currently not available and will respond in due time. I am existing outside normal communication channels.

I am out of office at the moment and will reconnect when I return. I am existing outside normal communication channels.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reply eventually. I have gone feral and will return later.

I’ve left the office and will reply once I’m back. This message has been eaten by time.

I’m offline for a while and will respond when I return. This message has been eaten by time.

I am currently not available and will follow up later. I have dissolved into pure absence.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reconnect when I return. I am existing outside normal communication channels.

I’ve taken time away from email and will get back to you soon. I am existing outside normal communication channels.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond when I can. This message has been eaten by time.